哬哚

哬哚

1. (Guangzhou Cantonese, music) suona (a type of woodwind instrument)
2. (Cantonese, figurative, dated) horn (in this sense, it refers to the shape of instrument, which resembles morning glory)

   • 你啊，檸檬頭、蝠鼠眼、秤鉤鼻、八字眉、葵扇耳、哬哚嘴、老僵牙、燈芯頸、鴛鴦膊、長短手、高矮腳、雞胸、狗肚、飯桶腰，我係你我死咗佢啦！ [Cantonese, trad.]
     你啊，柠檬头、蝠鼠眼、秤钩鼻、八字眉、葵扇耳、哬哚嘴、老僵牙、灯芯颈、鸳鸯膊、长短手、高矮脚、鸡胸、狗肚、饭桶腰，我系你我死咗佢啦！ [Cantonese, simp.]

     From: 1994, Stephen Chow, Hail the Judge

     nei⁵ aa¹, ning⁴ mung¹ tau⁴, fuk¹ syu² ngaan⁵, cing³ au¹ bei⁶, baat³ zi⁶ mei⁴, kwai⁴ sin³ ji⁵, hoe⁴ doe¹ zeoi², lou⁵ goeng¹ ngaa⁴, dang¹ sam¹ geng², jin¹ joeng¹ bok³, coeng⁴ dyun² sau², gou¹ ai² goek³, gai¹ hung¹, gau² tou⁵, faan⁶ tung² jiu¹, ngo⁵ hai⁶ nei⁵ ngo⁵ sei² zo² keoi⁵ laa¹! [Jyutping]

     You lemon head, bat eyes, steelyard hook nose, sloped eyebrows, spade ears, horn-shaped mouth, zombie teeth, wick neck, imbalanced sholders, long and short arms, high and low legs, chicken chest, dog stomach, and a barrel waist, if I were you I would have died!