TRL premieres a music video parody of Sugar Ray's "When It's Over" about MTV abandoning its music videos for sleazy programming; Chris Tucker (Wilson), Sisqó (Spears), Rosie O'Donnell (Borstein), and Kenny Rogers (Sasso) compete on Fear Factor; Craig Kilborn gets his own fan club; in the same vein as George Foreman, Mike Tyson (Spears) promotes his own grill; a man (McDonald) tells his girlfriend (Weir) that he passes custom-scented gas; Björk (Borstein) becomes the spokeswoman for K-Mart; Whitney Houston (Wilson) and Bobby Brown (Spears) host a telethon for victims of "celebrity exhaustion," featuring actress Angelina Jolie (Collins).

Lance Bass (Sasso) hosts a talk show; Rusty Miller (McDonald) persuades moviegoers to see the films he recommends; Jesse Helms (Daly) causes problems on the set of a commercial; Tovah (Wilson) is disgruntled that her Reality Check co-host Belma (Spears) has lost weight; Karen Goddard (Borstein) is interviewed on Good Morning, Phoenix; a man (McDonald) shows his girlfriend (Weir) video footage of him abusing his mentally retarded brother as training for the Special Olympics. Alien Ant Farm perform "Smooth Criminal".

Featuring: Kathryn Fiore, Bobby Lee

Denzel Washington (Spears) tries his hand at a "black guy in drag" movie a la Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence; Mofaz (McDonald) displays his patriotism; Liz Allen (Weir) runs into a childhood bully (Collins) who is now handicapped; Alex Borstein interviews the stars of On the Line; homeless couple Walter Hemphill (Spears) and his wife (Collins) volunteer to fight in Afghanistan; a bratty teenage girl (Fiore) cannot stand her embarrassing parents; on 20/20, Connie Chung (Lee) investigates the secret behind Aaron Spelling's (McDonald) hit shows.

Featuring: Kathryn Fiore, Bobby Lee

Morris Chestnut (Spears) and Vivica A. Fox (Wilson) star in yet another urban romantic comedy; Kung Fu becomes a film starring Steven Seagal (Sasso) with special appearance by David Carradine; Oprah (Wilson) interviews Kate Hudson (Fiore); Rusty (McDonald) interviews Penny Marshall; Bill Clinton (Sasso), Tobey Maguire (Killam), Condoleezza Rice (Wilson), and Al Michaels (Caliendo) discuss Michael Jordan's return to basketball on Politically Incorrect.

George W. Bush (Sasso) conducts a manhunt on Saturday Night Live's Chris Kattan after seeing the flop comedy Corky Romano; Mark-Paul Gosselaar reprises his role as Detective John Clark in a spoof of NYPD Blue; Leona Campbell (Weir) asks Miss Cleo (Wilson) if she knew beforehand about the September 11th attacks; Todd Bridges guest stars in a parody of "You Rock My World"; a paranoid TV executive (Titus) is interviewed by Jane Pauley (Borstein) about the popularity of reality TV; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) is jealous when a newborn baby gets more attention than him; Fred Durst (Sasso) hosts an episode of MTV Spring Break. Jessica Simpson performs "A Little Bit".

Featuring: Kathryn Fiore, Bobby Lee

NSYNC sings about irritable bowel syndrome; Lorraine Swanson (Collins) is a contestant on The Price is Right; Oprah (Wilson) and Dr. Phil (McDonald) field questions from the audience; Michelle Trachtenberg reprises her role as Dawn Summers from Buffy the Vampire Slayer; John Madden (Caliendo) reports from Iraq; on The Weakest Link, D-list celebrities play for their charities; a parody of Leave It to Beaver featuring Blink-182 as troublemaking kids from the 1950s; Will Sasso and Alex Borstein conduct interviews at the premiere for Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Brian McFayden hosts the latest Family Values Tour event; a parody of 7th Heaven; Noah Slotnick (Caliendo) and supermodel Amber Valletta (Fiore) star in a new sitcom called Yes, Noah; Marvin Tikvah (McDonald) buys a Miata for his bratty daughter (Borstein); Randy Newman (Sasso) records an album of duets with various singers; a store owner (Sasso) holds a going-out-of-business special; a washed-up actress (Weir) teaches a drama class; a Fox reporter (played by Mad TV writer Michael Hitchcock) asks Mad TV audience members what they think about the show.

Triple H competes against Stone Cold Steve Austin (Sasso) to determine who will appear on Mad TV; a high school wrestler goes against an overconfident lightweight (Lee); a man (McDonald) is forced to shave and change his clothes after neighbors repeatedly mistake him for Osama bin Laden; a parody of Destiny's Child's cover of "Emotion" centered on Beyonce Knowles (Wilson) stealing the spotlight; Michael Jordan (Spears) is hounded by news reporters for his poor performance on the court; Method Man and Redman appear on Real Motherfucking Talk; Fightin' Ron (McDonald) enters anger management; Dorothy Lanier (Weir) prepares for her role in a commercial.

Featuring: Kathryn Fiore, Taran Killam, Bobby Lee

George W. Bush (Sasso) and Colin Powell (Spears) rap about world events; Santa's elves are worried that envelopes addressed to the North Pole might contain anthrax; Kenny Rogers (Sasso) and his son Benny (Caliendo) wish the audience a Merry Christmas; Trina Moss (Collins) may give birth to a newborn baby in a manger; Destiny's Child and MC Hammer (Spears) send messages to the troops in Iraq; Will Sasso and Alex Borstein conduct interviews at the VH-1 Music Awards; a woman (Wilson) regrets begging Jesus (McDonald) to spare her husband's life.

Tovah McQueen (Wilson) and Belma Buttons (Spears) interrupt a speech by Tom Ridge (Sasso) and give him a Reality Check; Sydney Bristow (Collins) narrates her life in a parody of Alias; Shakira (Collins) shakes her rump and babbles in a parody of "Whenever, Wherever"; a rapper (Ja Rule) co-hosts Miss Cleo's psychic show; the Olsen twins star in a movie as Helen Keller; Bill O'Reilly (McDonald) makes fun of Elizabeth Crane (Weir); the life of Andrew Daly is chronicled on an episode of MTV Diary; a student (Weir) pretends to be a werewolf to get out of trouble. Ja Rule performs "Always on Time".

Featuring: Kathryn Fiore

Cuba Gooding, Jr. (Spears) further sells out with his latest in a series of bombs; a convict (Sasso) plugs a new dating service; three-part parody of Antiques Roadshow where people from the year 3005 get late 20th/early 21st century artifacts appraised; Tovah (Wilson) and Belma (Spears) give fitness guru Richard Simmons (Sasso) a reality check; a former rapper (Spears) is now an office worker; director Chris Columbus (McDonald) rushes through sequels to Harry Potter. Usher performs "U Don't Have to Call".

Featuring: Taran Killam

William Coors (McDonald) reveals how his beer is made; an episode of Happy Days is filmed in Spanish; Ms. Swan (Borstein) causes a line hold-up at Starbucks; Whitney Houston (Wilson) stars in a commercial for a soft drink; Frankie Muniz and Amanda Bynes are interviewed by James Lipton (Sasso) on Inside the Actors Studio; Alex Borstein and Andy Dick get into a backstage fight with Christina Aguilera's insane cousin at the Teen Choice Awards. Wu-Tang Clan perform "Uzi (Pinky Ring)".

Baby Gap's new clothing line is modeled after racy attire from Britney Spears, Li'l Kim, and Jennifer Lopez; Wheel of Fortune has oddball pairings of celebrity contestants; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) makes a creepy video; Chris Klein plays an executive who plugs a non-electric notepad; the Kappa Kappa Kappa girls show highlights of their charity work; Rebecca Romijn and Jason Alexander (Caliendo) co-star alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger (Sasso) in a musical adaptation of Terminator 2; a man (McDonald) accidentally kills his best friend's bird and targets any and all witnesses; Mad TV execs accost the stars of Rollerball.

Featuring: Kathryn Fiore

New Barbie dolls are modeled after the spring break antics of Girls Gone Wild; Crossroads and A Walk to Remember merge in a new film; Dot (Weir) is a guest on Oprah; DMX gets advice from his similar-sounding mother (Spears); Stuart Larkin (McDonald) gets a new bicycle; Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel play figure-skating color commentators who harass the performers with their crass remarks; a vodka commercial's promise not to glamorize alcohol for teenage audiences is broken; George W. Bush (Sasso) summons sorcerers Melissa Joan Hart, Jeannie, and Glinda to solve world problems.

A contestant (Collins) is at the mercy of a probing machine on a dangerous game show; on a special episode of Friends, the gang deals with an African-American girl (Wilson); a parody of "Wherever You Will Go" has Alex Band (Killam) singing off against Scott Stapp (Sasso), Eddie Vedder (McDonald), and Ray Charles (Spears); Danny Masterson and Wilmer Valderrama play Jon and Ponch in a parody of CHiPs; Public Schoolhouse Rock teaches the correct use of nouns when being transferred to an American public school; Angela Wright (Weir) films a documentary about construction workers catcalling female passersby; Rusty Miller (McDonald) interviews musical guest Shakira; Al Pacino (Caliendo) and Robert De Niro (Sasso) hold up a line in an ice cream shop. Shakira performs "Underneath Your Clothes".

An installment of the hip-hop fantasy Lord of the Blings; a parody of "The World's Greatest" music video has R. Kelly (Spears) lusting after underaged girls; Corey Holcomb and Earthquake discuss the Enron scandal and Oscar nominees on Real Motherf******* Talk with Dollar Bill Montgomery; Tara Reid guest stars as a homeless single mother on an unfair game show; on Inside the Actors Studio, James Lipton (Sasso) gets hit with a stage light while interviewing Tara Reid; the Pussycat Bijou Theater features X-rated takes on popular pre-movie ads from the 1950s; Robert De Niro (Sasso) and Joe Pesci (Caliendo) use violence to promote various products.

The Kappa Kappa Kappa sorority sisters throw a spring festival; Robin Williams (Caliendo) continues his long streak of starring in sappy tearjerkers; Mad TV gets retooled as a live-action Saturday morning kids' show; Insane Clown Posse and Master P perform duets of "Love of My Life"; Greg the Bunny and Dorothy Lanier (Weir) audition for a commercial; MC Hammer (Spears) appears in a parody of Who Knows the Band; Jenny Jones (Collins) gives a stripper (Fiore) a makeover; a furious boss (Sasso) calms down whenever he is injured.

New sitcom has an overly long opening sequence; two princesses (Collins, Weir) fight for the love of Prince William (Killam); two bald, socially awkward outcasts (McDonald, Weir) entertain themselves after getting kicked out of a party; Dorothy Lanier (Weir) goes on a date with a senior citizen; Wayne Brady (Spears) sings a ditty about cotton; Lorraine (Collins) jams with a Dixieland band in New Orleans; a couple (Borstein, Sasso) spot Alex Borstein and Will Sasso at a restaurant; Bunifa (Wilson) causes havoc at an airport when she gets detained by security.

Featuring: Taran Killam, Bobby Lee

Melina Kanakaredes dreams that she's stuck in four variations of her show Providence; Walter (Spears) and Amber Hemphill (Collins) are contestants on Change of Heart; a man (Sasso) thinks his Asian friend (Lee) can remove stains from his silk shirt; Kate (Fiore) whines and complains on her family camping trip; potheads laugh uncontrollably and discuss topics on a news show; a defendant (McDonald) uses raunchy words to clear his guilt; a heckling father (Lee) berates his son into winning a baseball game.

Featuring: Kathryn Fiore, Taran Killam, Bobby Lee

A parody of "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" features clichéd visual sexual metaphors and a now-legal Britney Spears (Melean); '70s sex ed. film on what to do if you have VD; celebrities discuss marriage in the modern age on Politically Incorrect; Dot (Weir) searches for her glove in a laundromat; the cast of Jackass joins Kenny Rogers (Sasso) in a series of outrageous stunts on Kenny Rogers' Jackass; a quartet of prisoners (Caliendo, Sasso, Spears, Killam) sings a ditty about recycling at a school. Tenacious D perform "Tribute" and "Lee".

Featuring: Taran Killam, Bobby Lee, Jill-Michele Melean

Mofaz (McDonald) makes other psychotherapy patients feel better about themselves; Public Schoolhouse Rock centers on the use (and overuse) of behavior-modifying drugs for children; an office worker (Sasso) fakes mental retardation to annoy his coworker (Killam); a yoga teacher (McDonald) demonstrates creepy yoga poses and techniques on his morning show; a man (Killam) inspects guitars for sale; after winning an award, James Gandolfini (Sasso) goes on a rampage when he can't find a way off the stage; an old, overweight man (Spears) complains to his neighbors that he passed out while masturbating.

Featuring: Taran Killam, Bobby Lee

A parody of JAG features accidental innuendo whenever someone interrupts someone saying "JAG officer"; women from the present get transported to the past and fight beasts in campy action series Glamazon Huntresses; Bunifa (Wilson) is a contestant on Dismissed; a TV writer (Daly) pitches a stereotypically black sitcom to a UPN executive (Vivica A. Fox) who thinks she still works at CBS; sketch about arguing neighbors becomes a commercial parody for Sony cameras; Jenny Jones (Collins) tries to host a more respectable episode of The Jenny Jones Show; two guys (Lee, Sasso) pretend to be gay to pick up girls, only to end up being a gay couple; The Gay Men's Chorus of Los Angeles bring gravitas to the Mad TV stage by singing suggestive war songs.

Featuring: Kathryn Fiore, Taran Killam, Bobby Lee, Jill-Michele Melean