A semi-nude band (Will Sasso, Aries Spears, Pat Kilbane) performs a song about Marv Albert backstage for Nicole Sullivan and Debra Wilson. Carmen Electra interrupts a monologue by Fiona Apple (Lisa Kushell). Joel Schumacher (David Herman) directs the fifth Batman installment as a musical with Tommy Tune (Pat Kilbane), Ben Vereen (Phil LaMarr), and Liza Minnelli (Will Sasso). Mike Tyson (Aries Spears) and Don King (Phil LaMarr) appear in a parody of the claymation Brisk commercials. Salt N Pepa appear on Cabana Chat, where Dixie Wetsworth (Mary Scheer) introduces her new co-host, James Brown (Aries Spears), and holds auditions for a new Pool Boy. A bride (Nicole Sullivan) has a talk with her mother (Lisa Kushell) before she gets married. A recovering coffee addict named Stan (Pat Kilbane) finds himself wired on the beverage again. Rick (Phil LaMarr) tries to hit on Salt N Pepa. An advertisement for Flimstone Chewable Birth Control Pills. A parody of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch portrays the protagonist (Mary Scheer) as a young mother-to-be instead of an adolescent sorceress. Carmen Electra shows us the difference between her and Will Sasso. Spy Vs. Spy: Dollar.

Darlene McBride (Nicole Sullivan) sings racist songs on her new CD. Aries Spears opens the show. A sequel to the movie Liar Liar shows President Bill Clinton (Will Sasso) telling the truth to please his daughter Chelsea (Alex Borstein). Corky and the Juice Pigs perform "REMember" and "Burn Victim Girl". New crime drama stars comedian and Saturday Night Live alumnus Dennis Miller (Craig Anton) as a police negotiator. Prince (Phil LaMarr) is repulsed by The Klumps' (Aries Spears) disgusting dinner conversation. On The Rosie O'Donnell Show, Rosie O'Donnell (Alex Borstein) interviews Oprah Winfrey (Debra Wilson) and plugs her new Lifetime movie co-starring Tom Cruise (Chris Hogan). Milton Cladwell (Chris Hogan) has so much trouble managing his quarterlies that he eventually finds himself in trouble during a commercial. On COPS In Hollywood, police officers (Debra Wilson, Craig Anton) arrest celebrities including former SNL castmembers Eddie Murphy (Aries Spears) and Chris Farley (Will Sasso) and talk show host Rosie O'Donnell (Alex Borstein). Spy Vs. Spy: Beach.

The News at 6 (Nicole Sullivan, Chris Hogan, Alex Borstein, Phil LaMarr) team reports a deadly windstorm. Chris Hogan opens the show. Reprising his role as Karl Childers from Sling Blade, Billy Bob Thornton (Pat Kilbane) must save the world from aliens with the help of John Ritter (David Herman) and Jennifer Aniston (Nicole Sullivan) in Sling Blade II: The Reckoning. Ms. Swan (Alex Borstein) is the only eyewitness to a robbery, but her irritating catchphrase ("He looka like a man.") infuriates a rookie cop (Chris Hogan). Two smugglers (Craig Anton, Pat Kilbane) hiding objects in their rear ends get caught by U. S. Treasury agents (Phil LaMarr, Will Sasso). Antonia (Nicole Sullivan) isn't very good at word association. The Spishak salesman (Craig Anton) promotes a not-so-good soft drink. Jennifer Love Hewitt shows us the difference between her and Will Sasso. Daisy Fuentes promotes a new meal called Lean Bulime. UBS guy Jaq (Phil LaMarr) becomes part of a strike. On Funky Walker, Dirty Talker, Jennifer Love Hewitt shows a clip from her latest film I Know What You Did Last Summer.

A sitcom features a long-running theme song. Michael Jackson (Phil LaMarr) gets some advice from his past self (Aries Spears). Antonia (Nicole Sullivan) and James Brown Jr. (Aries Spears) appear as eligible singles on Lowered Expectations; the two later star as bank robbers in the movie, Antonia and James. Charlie Newall (Will Sasso) disciplines bratty children (Lisa Kushell, Pat Kilbane). Director Spike Lee (Phil LaMarr) appears on Talkin' American. A claymation parody of Jerry Lewis telethons. A couple (Phil LaMarr, Debra Wilson) get poor service from an obnoxious waitress (Lisa Kushell). Stan the Coffee Guy (Pat Kilbane) causes havoc during a tour of the Dolger's coffee plant.

Farrah Fawcett (Lisa Kushell) uses her erratic body movements to paint houses. Bill (Will Sasso) and Hillary Clinton (Nicole Sullivan) discuss their scandals during a town meeting. In a parody of Leaving Las Vegas, Nicolas Cage (David Herman) portrays Superman's bout with alcoholism. A nerdy kid (Chris Hogan) hires wrestler Bret Hart to help him stand up to his bullying family (Will Sasso, Nicole Sullivan, Alex Borstein). Bill Cosby (Aries Spears) appears in trial bloopers. Craig Anton screams out what he hates and loves while wearing a towel during a monologue.

Note: David Herman's last episode as a cast member.

Kenny Rogers (Will Sasso) promotes his new restaurant. Eddie Murphy (Aries Spears) and Rui Peranio (Will Sasso) are bachelors on Lowered Expectations. In a parody of I Love Lucy, Lucy (Nicole Sullivan) and Ethel (Alex Borstein) sell cocaine for a menacing drug dealer (Aries Spears). The Eracists (Nicole Sullivan, Will Sasso, Phil LaMarr, Alex Borstein) sing songs promoting racial tolerance, much to the chagrin of an African-American couple (Aries Spears, Debra Wilson). The Vancome Lady (Nicole Sullivan) serves jury duty. In an animated parody of Toy Story called Sex Toy Story, erotic paraphernalia worry that a new vibrator will replace them. Ms. Swan (Alex Borstein) takes an overly long time to identify who robbed her store. LL Cool J (Aries Spears) hosts an urban parody of Pyramid with Vanilla Ice (Pat Kilbane) and Sidney Poitier (Phil LaMarr) as contestants.

Spishak promotes a Super Soaker rigged to impregnate women. The hosts of Talkin' American (Aries Spears, Will Sasso) interview Howard Stern (Pat Kilbane). Two hopelessly romantic guys (Chris Hogan, Pat Kilbane) use Tupac Shakur's (Phil LaMarr) dead corpse to attract girls in a parody of Weekend at Bernie's. Daisy Fuentes promotes a new line of food for bulimics in a commercial parody. Elton John (Will Sasso) performs funeral songs. Buffy Summers (Nicole Sullivan) fights evil umpires in a parody of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Comedian and former SNL castmember Gilbert Gottfried is a guest on Funky Walker, Dirty Talker. A cavalcade of stars appears in a parody of Walker, Texas Ranger. An employee (Debra Wilson) can't conceal that she was intimate with her boss (Phil LaMarr).

Suppositories now come loaded with nutrients in a commercial parody. Don Most appears in a parody of The Love Boat filled with Titanic references. Ms. Swan (Alex Borstein) is a single woman on Lowered Expectations. Chelsea Clinton (Alex Borstein) uses her father's Secret Service agents to bully her college roommates. Big John (Will Sasso) promotes his new shirt store. A woman (Debra Wilson) teaches her friends unorthodox ways to be attractive. A lone spaceman (Phil LaMarr) lands on a planet run by The Vancome Lady (Nicole Sullivan) in a parody of Planet of the Apes. The Parker sisters (Chris Hogan, Lisa Kushell) go nuts at a bar. UBS mailman Jaq (Phil LaMarr) discovers a couple (Chris Hogan, Debra Wilson) having sex during a Christmas party.

America's favorite canine Lassie rats on everyone. The Vancome Lady (Nicole Sullivan) conducts red-carpet interviews at the Oscars. Commercial parody features Big John (Will Sasso). Jaq the UBS guy (Phil LaMarr) goes to the dentist. Susan Whitfield (Lisa Kushell) is among the hopefuls at a Spice Girls audition. Phyllis Diller makes a special appearance on The Kirk and Spock Variety Hour. Stan the Java Man (Pat Kilbane) goes on his first date. Susan Whitfield (Lisa Kushell) dampens the mood at a makeout party.

An attorney (Phil LaMarr) helps clear the names of clients who have committed life-threatening crimes. Darlene McBride (Nicole Sullivan) sings politically incorrect songs for the kiddies. A discussion about marriage freaks out a man (Will Sasso) who won't admit it. Jenna Elfman (Nicole Sullivan) promotes variations of her hit show Dharma & Greg. Chris Hogan hosts a show for children with short attention spans. Lisa Kushell promotes hats made for fat, stupid and ugly people. On today's Anti-Depressercize Jr, Charlotte depresses a man in a panda suit (Will Sasso).

The host (Will Sasso) of Kids Say The Stupidest Things insults children. Ms. Swan (Alex Borstein) gives the McRonalds manager (Chris Hogan) a hard time while ordering a hamburger. The Mexican Wrestling Federation holds Lou Diamond Phillips hostage to force America to let Bill Clinton run the country normally. Lou Diamond Phillips appears in an episode of Funky Walker: Dirty Talker. Chris Rock (Phil LaMarr) sings lullabies and performs stand-up comedy. Spishak promotes country-style sausages. An episode of The Rosie O'Donnell Show is set in the year 2150. Despite the fact that she is in a coma, The Vancome Lady (Nicole Sullivan) still makes rude remarks.

The ghosts of James Stewart (Chris Hogan) and Louis Armstrong (Aries Spears) promote a new brand of condoms. Howard Stern (Pat Kilbane) opens the show and introduces guest Halle Berry. Berry also appears as a guest on Funky Walker, Dirty Talker. Steven Seagal (Will Sasso) is a bachelor on Lowered Expectations. The Parker sisters (Chris Hogan, Lisa Kushell) get a Presidential tour of the Lincoln bedroom. A claymation parody of Davey & Goliath and Pet Cemetery. Antonia (Nicole Sullivan) tries to help her casino teacher (Phil LaMarr) recover from a heart attack. God (Phil LaMarr) pays a visit to a music awards gala. A funeral speaker (Halle Berry) discusses debts a dead man owes. Spishak Pictures searches for the next big movie idea.