tell it to the marines

Unknown, with many apocryphal suggestions.[1]

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tell it to the marines

1. (idiomatic, colloquial) I do not believe what you said.
   • 1829, Douglas Jerrold, Act I, Scene ?:

     William. No palaver! tell it to the marines. What, tacking and double tacking! Come to what you want to say at once.

   • 1868 February, Caroline M. Sawyer, “The Jester of Durano; Or, The Times of Old”, in The Ladies’ Repository, a Universalist Monthly Magazine for the Home Circle, volume XXXIX, Boston, Mass.: The Universalist Publishing House, page 128:

     I don’t believe the story you have been telling me, either, and think it far more likely that you are hiding from justice on account of some devil’s work you have been engaged in. Bah! Tell your story to the marines!

• (idiomatic): tell it to Sweeney, tell it to the judge; see also Thesaurus:bullshit

• horse marine

• pull the other one, it's got bells on