suck cheese

suck cheese (third-person singular simple present sucks cheese, present participle sucking cheese, simple past and past participle sucked cheese)

1. (stative, euphemistic, slang) To be of terrible quality.
   • 2008 April 8, Adam Selzer, Pirates of the Retail Wasteland, Delacorte Press, →ISBN, page 196:

     Anna assured me that the band was pretty bad, as jazz bands went—in fact, her exact words were that they “sucked cheese"—but I'd never felt so sophisticated in my entire life. “This is the life,” I said. “Hanging out in the city, […]

   • 2013 September 8, Adam Selzer, The Ghosts of Chicago: The Windy City's Most Famous Haunts, Llewellyn Worldwide, →ISBN, page 19:

     ... stories about people who remember walking in and thinking, “This place is a death trap,” but I've never run across an anecdote of someone saying, “I was just whispering to the person next to me that the show really sucked cheese.

• suck balls