schlonged

English

Verb

schlonged

  1. simple past and past participle of schlong

Adjective

schlonged (not comparable)

  1. Having a penis with a specified attribute.
    • 1986, Ben Sonnenberg, A Grand Street Reader, page 279:
      Eighteen months, he said, and in return I'd get out of the draft. Really? So Captain Dankbloom declared. No having to undress with men, older and longer schlonged.
    • 1994, Amy Auden, Wow!, page 73:
      Her big break into journalism had come 20 years ago when she was selling real estate, and a hot-schlonged Cuban client of hers, who'd somehow become her lover, had made her editor of Teenybopper Magazine to sweeten her, stop her exposing their scorching affair to his wife.
    • 2006, Nicole Kristal, Mickey Skee, Mike Szymanski, The Bisexual's Guide to the Universe, page 182:
      Long-schlonged Vince Harrington lets us see what the gods have under their robes.
    • 2007, Dwight S. Huggins, Dream Magus of Babylon, page 420:
      Non-too-thrilled was I, when on showing up one day at the house, to find a wunder-schlonged, local Black stud, in my bed no less.
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