meat crayon

Possibly popularized by the subreddit r/meatcrayon (created December 15, 2018).

meat crayon (plural meat crayons)

1. (Internet slang, euphemistic) Someone who gets injured in an extremely gory manner as a result of rubbing or impacting the ground at high speeds (comparing one's injuries to the marks left by a crayon).
   • 2019 October 23, @Sampai, Twitter‎:

     People who don't wear all their gear when riding motorcycles stress me out. Do you want to become a meat crayon? Because that's how you become a meat crayon.

   • 2022 June 29, Duncan Pike, “Xiaomi Mi Electric Scooter 3 review – Because pedalling is for chumps”, in Stuff South Africa‎, archived from the original on 2022-08-17:

     The 600W peak motor, located in the front wheel, is double the peak output from the Mi Electric Scooter Pro 2 but it'll still only manage up to 25km/h. That might not sound that fast but take a tumble at that speed and you'll still end up as a meat crayon.

   • 2022 July 14, @JapImport, Twitter‎:

     Got rear ended by a semi truck at a red light, he didn't even notice and pushed me through the intersection as my car was in park. was like half a second away from being a meat crayon

   • 2022 August 15, Keegan Wells, “Aussie Skateboarder First in World To Hill-Bomb Baldwin”, in Critic Te Ārohi, number 19, Otago, New Zealand: Otago University Students' Association, →ISSN, →OCLC, page 11:

     After receiving a ride from a random car and confirming the best path down, Zak promptly sent it, shooting down Baldwin in about 10 seconds. Despite to Matt's fears, he did not turn himself into a "meat crayon" in the process.