baby batter

Because semen can fertilize ova, resulting in pregnancy and subsequently the birth of a baby; it also has approximately the color and consistency of pancake batter.

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baby batter (uncountable)

1. (slang, vulgar) semen
   • 1975, Peter Standing‎, page 93:

     Another look at butch, beautiful, bareass, bronze-tanned Hank, a silent direction, and the hot number I'd just made baby batter with, leaped onto the bed, burrowed his tousled head in my crotch, and started sucking hot and hungry at my loins.

   • 1989, Southern Exposure‎, page 49:

     I could ride around some and listen to country music songs about drinking and cheating and losing love and finding it, since it looked like I wasn't going to be pumping any red-hot baby batter into my own favorite womb any time soon.

   • 2009, Trent Hamm, editor, 1001 Ways to Make Money If You Dare, Adams Business, →ISBN, page 48:

     If the idea of a kid who shares genes with you running around somewhere doesn't freak you out, then by all means, sell your baby batter to a sperm bank.

   • 2019, “Square One”, in Star:

     That's cause you sittin' there sippin' on that water, child. Throw some baby batter in there. Lubricate them vocal chords. Trust me, it works.

• See also Thesaurus:semen.