ass in a sling

• arse in a sling (chiefly UK)
• butt in a sling

ass in a sling (usually uncountable, plural asses in slings or asses in a sling)

1. (Canada, US, informal, vulgar) An uncomfortable personal state of affairs involving injury, defeat, or other trouble, especially a state of affairs resulting from one's own ill-considered actions.
   • 1977, Smokey and the Bandit (film), screenplay, 10:21 (retrieved 24 July 2015):

     I see our asses in a sling if we get caught, that's what I see.

   • 1986 April 27, Howard Kurtz, “Reagan's People: Issues of Propriety”, in Washington Post, retrieved 24 July 2015:

     Dempsey briefed senior HUD officials on federal ethics rules in early 1981, he said, "and most of those who later got their ass in a sling sat there and ignored it."

   • 1995 December 19, Alex Sharkey, “Dear Roger Mear”, in Independent, UK, retrieved 24 July 2015:

     I think that kind of breathless egotism deserves little more than to limp home with its arse in a sling.

   • 2011 June 15, Aaron Schafer, “Cardinals Still Struggling to Spell Relief”, in Riverfront Times, retrieved 24 July 2015:

     [T]he bullpen's continued ineffectiveness has to fall on John Mozeliak. . . . If it ends up with Johnny Mo's ass in a sling, so be it.

   • 2013 July, Ava Gardner, Peter Evans, “Three Men and a Goddess”, in Vanity Fair, retrieved 24 July 2015:

     [Frank Sinatra] asked me what I was doing. I said, "The usual. Making pictures. You?" He said, "The usual. Getting my ass in a sling."

• Sometimes found in variations having a verb between "ass" and "in a sling", as in:

2001 June 24, John Greenwald, “Harvest of Subpoenas”, in Time, retrieved 24 July 2015:

"There is a lot of snickering because ADM has finally got its ass caught in a sling," said a board member of the Board of Trade.

2008 October 27, Paul Leiberman, “Solid tip saves the crew”, in Los Angeles Times, retrieved 24 July 2015:

O'Mara was awakened by a call from a supervisor: "Your ass is in a sling."