wizard's sleeve

From a likening of the vagina (especially one enlarged by childbirth) to the stereotypical billowing sleeves of a wizard's robe.

wizard's sleeve (plural wizard's sleeves)

1. (slang, vulgar) The vagina.
   • 2013, Don Calame, Call the Shots, unnumbered page:

     "I'm telling you, it is," Coop says. "I've seen enough closeup shots of the wizard's sleeve to know one when I'm looking at one. And if you don't acknowledge receipt of this wonderful gift, you'll be insulting her.”

   • 2013, Nick Oldham, Psycho Alley, unnumbered page:

     'Henry, me old mate,' he'd said drunkenly once, 'losin' it all for the sake of a wizard's sleeve is bloody crass stupidity.'

   • 2016, Lydia Michaels, La Vie en Rose‎:

     "Oh, how was your girlie appointment? Everything okay with the old wizard's sleeve?"

   • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:wizard's sleeve.

• See also Thesaurus:vagina.