spankavision

Blend of spank +‎ television

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spankavision (uncountable)

1. (slang) audiovisual pornographic material
   • 1999, Esquire: The Magazine for Men, volume 131, page 96:

     Print on the wall, earth tones on the bed, data port on the phone, fifty-five channels on the TV, including E! and Bravo: the modern secular hotel in perfect replica, except for the fact that there's no Spankavision and no minibar.

   • 1999, Bill, “I will provide Howard with DVD's!”, in alt.fan.howard-stern (Usenet):

     If he needs some spankavision to get him through those nights, he needs to visit us. We'll provide DVD's for him!

   • 1999, Yokes, “[bst] testing”, in alt.music.nin (Usenet):

     and for the record, cable modems download pron^[sic] at speeds of over 100 times faster than regular modems. its^[sic] total spankavision. i love it.

   • 2012, Kaya McLaren, How I Came to Sparkle Again:

     “Do you at least have some good spankavision?” Ben asked. Mike blushed. “I've got a kid in the house, so no, I don't have any spankavision.”