sexpiration date

Blend of sex +‎ expiration date

sexpiration date

1. (slang) The point after which one is no longer sexually appealing.
   • 2004 January 15, Gwen Love, “OTP Aging - some old, some new”, in alt.support.arthritis (Usenet):

     I think I've reached my sexpiration date. People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided we get cable or that dish thing.

   • 2005 March 12, Polack, “time travelers strictly cash”, in alt.callahans (Usenet):

     I think I've reached my sexpiration date. Don't think of it as getting hot flashes ... Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

   • 2006 February 2, Suzanne, “What is considered 'Old Bruce' at this point?”, in rec.music.artists.springsteen (Usenet):

     , I consider Bruce on the Old side now, but not beyond his sexpiration date.

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