gooch

A corruption of guiche, another slang term for perineum.

• IPA^(key): /ɡuːt͡ʃ/

• Audio (Southern England)

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• Rhymes: -uːtʃ

gooch (plural gooches)

1. (slang) The perineum.
   • 2008, Blueprint, Issues 266-269, unknown page:

     For those unfamiliar, Johnson helpfully informs us that 'it's for your gooch, your Biffin's bridge, your perineum (the bit on your bum that after days in the saddle starts to chaffe).'

   • 2012, James T Medak, My, What Ticklish Feet You Have, The Nazca Plains Corporation, published 2012, →ISBN, page 59:

     The feather traced the crevices in Dan's ball-skin. It danced lightly around his gooch (it really liked that, staying there for a whole ten minutes). It traced along the inside of his thigh, and then lightly licked the base [of] Dan's cock.

   • 2013, Geoffrey Girard, Project Cain‎, Simon & Schuster BFYR, published 2013, →ISBN:

     His whole life Albert Fish had this habit/fascination with jamming sewing needles up into his gooch, that weird little area between your ass and balls.

• See also Thesaurus:perineum.

gooch (third-person singular simple present gooches, present participle gooching, simple past and past participle gooched)

1. (slang) To blunder or bungle; goof.
   • 2017 Ansi, "Rise and Shine Sleepyhead", Welcome to the Wayne episode 1, 10 minutes

     Olly, you gooched it! Fix it!

• gooch-eyed (probably etymologically unrelated)

• cohog