Teck's Ass

• Teck's ass

From the genitive of the male given name Teck and ass. The term is ultimately an eye dialect spelling of Texass, which is itself a blend of Texas and ass.

Teck's Ass

1. (humorous, derogatory, rare, vulgar) Texas (the US state).
   • 1998 July 29, Aethe...worldnot.att.net, “Is Gabrielle a Lesbian?”, in alt.tv.xena-subtext.misc‎ (Usenet):

     But there ain't no such island as Thespia (unless it's
     in some private cement pond in Teck's Ass)

   • [2000 August 10, Aethelrede, “Renee O Connor VS Britney Spears!”, in alt.tv.xena‎ (Usenet):

     I don't believe they fry people anymore down in Teck's ass, they use a poison IV perfusion, with a sterile needle to prevent infection]

   • 2002 September 23, Dave Laird, “Stirring the political kettle...”, in scruz.general‎ (Usenet):

     Although between the oil reservers in Alaska, the new-and-improved Middle East, the potential for the South Pacific and our own native home-grown sources in Teck's Ass, we certainly would reduce our oil dependency, thus allowing us to drive more gas-guzzling SUV's and full-sized Beastmobiles down the highway without paying quite such a stiff price for the privilege, one would think.