Pokeyman

• Pokéman
• pokeyman

From a mispronunciation of Pokémon.

Pokeyman

1. (humorous) Pokémon.
   • 1999 December 4, Andrusi, “I HATE POKÈMON!”, in alt.games.nintendo.pokemon‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-12:

     Okay, let me explain something to you.
     This is a Pokémon newsgroup. This is where people who like Pokémon come to talk, not where bashing of Pokémon is encouraged. If you dislike Pokémon to such a degree, and think so lowly of those who like it, then you are lowering your own mental activity by visiting this newsgroup and posting TWICE.
     Also, you never did explain what's wrong with Pokémon, besides that it's popular among seventh-grade students.
     You didn't understand that? Okay, let me put it in your language:
     U fuckin' fag, dis is a damn Pokeyman newsgrup! Why da hell are u fuckin' dissin' Pokeyman in a fuckin' Pokeyman newsgrup?!
     There. Did you understand that? Good.

   • 2000 June 1, Denis de Laplante, “OT: 1 Question”, in alt.fan.dragonball‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-12:

     Is DBz bigger or going to be bigger than Pokeyman?

   • 2001 February 9, Brian, “Who Is What?”, in rec.radio.amateur.policy‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-12:

     My kids like pokeyman. I've treated them to pokeyman toys, books, videos, "snap" nintendo 64 game, and even a live show at the coleseum.
     But pokeyman is still not the world's greatest hobby. Not by any stretch.

   • 2001 April 25, Thomas Wharry, “My Wings Changes”, in alt.sports.hockey.nhl.det-redwings‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-12:

     Must be tough to rub one out to a Pokeyman movie then...

   • 2007 August 9, Megane, “Re: ADV and the A, B, C-titles”, in rec.arts.anime.misc‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-12:

     And wasn't there an anime about some racer who was speedy? Maybe not quite as much of a phenomenon as Pokeymans or Saylermans (with no sub release like the others mentioned here), but still did well on its own?

Pokeyman (plural Pokeymans or Pokeymen)

1. (humorous) A Pokémon.
   • 2000 August 9, Carlos May, “I scream for ice cream!”, in alt.religion.kibology‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-12:

     Yeah, but can they name all of the Pokeymans?

   • 2000 August 10, Areku: I'm a jedi without a light saber., “Worlds biggest on-line RPG (and funnest)”, in alt.games.nintendo.pokemon‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-12:

     251 "pokeymen", as you naive Webtvers would say.

   • 2005 November 14, rich a, “Play, Want, Bin, and all that jazz”, in uk.games.video.misc‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-12:

     Pokeyman XP (GC) - I got to the bit where you have to put the pokeymans in the big Pokeymag washing machine to clean them from evilness and then I couldn't really work out what I was supposed to do and started overdosing on cheap cider and clarkey cat until I puked up my pelvic bone. What a fucking disgrace.

   • 2017 February 21, deKay, “Punctuality Would Be Effective (PWBE 20 Feb 2017)”, in uk.games.video.misc‎ (Usenet), retrieved 2022-04-12:

     They put new pokeymen in it! Well, new old pokeymen. I caught a lot of them.