Arabian goggles

Arabian + goggles

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Arabian goggles pl (plural only)

1. (plural only, slang) A sexual act of settling testicles in a person's eye sockets.
   • 2005 August 19, Judd Apatow, Steve Carell, directed by Judd Apatow, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, spoken by Mooj and Andy (Gerry Bednob and Steve Carell):

     MOOJ: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty Sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot Karl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.
     ANDY: (scared) OK. I, y'know, double pussies and--
     MOOJ: Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, the teabagging—
     ANDY: Mooj, just please stop.

   • 2006, Ryan Quinn Flanagan, Pigeon Theatre, Lulu, →ISBN, →OCLC, →OL, page 92:

     I remember how you threatened me
     with Arabian goggles if I passed out on you
     but that when we got home
     you were drunker than I
     and asleep on the toilet
     unable to frig altogether.

   • 2010 November 1, Justin Heimberg with David Gomberg, Would You Rather...? Ultimate SEX Edition: Over 700 Ludicrously Lustful Dilemmas to Ponder, Seven Footer Press, →ISBN, page 188:

     Would you rather ... be donkey-punched by John Madden OR receive Arabian Goggles From the WWE's Mark Henry?